7.11.2003

Let's try to recap today:

8am: Awake...decent sleep, actually.
8:40am: Head to work. Don't care when I get there, as long as I'm on time.
8:58am: Arrive on time. A long day of unproductivity awaits me.
9:05am: Decide I'm going to Ralph's to get some breakfast. Basically, today's going to go slowly.
9:30am: Why do they only run one register? You should ALWAYS have an "express" register open at all times!

Oh hell, this is gonna be the most boring thing you'll ever read. I'll end up strangling myself with the ethernet cable.

Jerry: Oh...there's Ramon. Pretend we're talking.
Kramer: We ARE talking.
Jerry: Well pretend it's interesting.

In other news...

The Barrons took Game 1 of the 2004 ABLCS from the Chicago Pirates.

Em and I will probably get a puppy when we get to PA.

I'm pretty bored.

Yup.

A couple of tidbits from today:

PH di NBADJO kes: how is that possible
PH di NBADJO kes: that i suck thsi bad
PH di NBADJO kes: its cuz i didnt rank players for the draft
PH di NBADJO kes: so i drafted shit
IllthoughtOutSN: It's obvious you just don't know baseball. That's ok.
PH di NBADJO kes: :-(
PH di NBADJO kes: i played baseball
IllthoughtOutSN: Maybe you should start following golf, or amateur wrestling.
PH di NBADJO kes: starting right fielder
PH di NBADJO kes: those sports are both somewhat... fruity
IllthoughtOutSN: Well, look at who I'm talking to.

IllthoughtOutSN: Hmmm...you didn't denounce me for calling you our token Asian.
PH di NBADJO kes: no lol i didn
PH di NBADJO kes: didnt
IllthoughtOutSN: Well, you know what that means.
PH di NBADJO kes: what
IllthoughtOutSN: You love me long time.
PH di NBADJO kes: lmao

7.10.2003

Ok, so Randall Simon, a part-time baseball player, hit a sausage with a bat.

Here's the link: http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0709/1578808.html

And here's something from that story I find outrageously hilarious.

"They were doing the sausage race. He hit her with the baseball bat,'' said Deputy Inspector Sherry Warichak of the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Department, which provides security at Brewers games. "When he hit her, that other character fell.


"They both were treated at the scene for scraped knees, but at this point I don't think they have any other complaints,'' she said.

I want to meet this deputy inspector. She sounds like a character herself.

That's generally about it. Em nearly killed me tonight. She vowed never to hide out and scare me again.

I'm keeping track.

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