7.05.2003

Countdown till Cross Country III: 31

I believe we've figured out our trip home:

Santa Monica to Las Vegas: 2 nights
Las Vegas to Salt Lake City (visit Jeremy) 2 nights
Salt Lake City to Denver? (unsure yet) 1 night
Denver? to Kansas City (visit Jay Froude) 2 nights
Kansas City to Cincinnati (visit Jarrod) 2 nights
HOME.

Not a bad trip. About a week and a half. Thankfully, I'll have some money.

So far today...

- Played Wisconsin in my PSU dynasty on NCAA 2003. Beat them 38-14. I can't wait till NCAA 2004 comes out.
- Played softball. Went 2-for-4 with a walk and a sac fly, and made two errors at short. My arm is killing me.
- Took a shower. Slipped in the shower washing the dirt off my ankles. Wrenched my back pretty good.
- Wrote a check for a Darren Daulton autographed card I bought off of eBay.

Things to accomplish for today...

- Write up a report on the AL race, a day-by-day look at the next six days.
- Write up a special on Blue Killebrew, the manchild for the St. Louis River Pilots.
- Fix up the league rules (can push off till later).
- Maybe begin ranking the players for my year-end rankings.
- Eat dinner.

That's where I stand on today. So far, par for the course.

Quote of the moment:

::blockparty57: fuck guttierez. you are now julio lugo
Auto response from IllthoughtOutSN:
Playing some softball. In case Angerson's reading this, Gutierrez is alive and doing well.

E-6!::

6.30.2003

Countdown till Cross Country III: 37 days

Places to visit on the way home: I don't really have any. We haven't decided what route we're going to take yet.

For those who don't know, I'm moving back to the east coast in August. I feel really bad about leaving my job, but this is for the best. I don't belong in California. I belong back in PA, where it's pretty damn boring.

List of things to do when I get back:

- go to a Phillies/Eagles game with Tim Williams.
- go to a Red Sox/Patriots game with Ken/LB/Grover.
- find a coaching gig, preferably with Good Shepherd.
- finish up my e-sports universe, and get that thing going (I'm excited about it)
- get married, of course
- get a dog
- go to Cooperstown with Em

That's really about it. If you can think of something for me to do on my trek back to PA, I'm all eyes.

Ok, since I'm still in an unoriginal state of mind, I decided to find one of these stupid surveys and fill it out. So, here.

Name: -- John

Nickname: -- Comey

Date of Birth: -- 2/24/80

Place of residence: -- Santa Monica, California (for another month)

Hometown: -- Harrisburg, PA

Car you drive: -- 95 VW Jetta

Car you want to drive: -- I dunno...an Acura Legend sounds good

What you do for money (Preferably a legal job, ya poof!): -- Work at a university

Okay, and since I brought it up, any illegal jobs?: -- I bring over illegal immigrants and have them weed my garden (just some weeds on the sidewalk...it's funny when I videotape them doing it)

Let's be shallow for a bit, yeah? --

What do you look like?: -- 6'3", brown hair, dark brown eyes, athletic build (save for this small gut I have)

Eye color?: -- Ermm...look above.

Do you wear glasses or contacts?: -- Neither. Have 20/12 vision.

Hair color?: -- Why do you ask what I look like, then ask me this? Do you expect me to forget my hair color when describing what I look like?

Preferred shade of dye?: -- Don't use it.

Shoe size?: -- 13

Do you bite your nails?: -- Nope.

Do you paint your nails?: -- Just plaid and black. The black is really tough to do.

Describe your preference to a significant other's physical state of being: -- You're fine how you are.

Pet peeves: -- Ignorance, cutting me off while I'm talking, drivers who don't know what they're doing, people who can't write "your", "you're", "there", "they're", or "their" correctly; people who don't know what they're talking about and act like they do; condescending people; people who come over and try to take over a situation, despite the fact that you've been running the show all day; Idiots.

What you hate about others: -- Take a quick look above.

Biggest reason for talkin' shit about other people: -- When they talk shit on me and can't back it up.

The one thing you admire most in other people: -- Someone who owns up for their miscues. I try to whenever possible.


Now, let's find out what you like. --

Favorite number: -- 11

Favorite color: -- blue and red

Favorite thing to wear: -- Right now, my retro 76ers shorts.

Name brand: -- Don't really care...if it fits well, and looks good, it was meant for me.

Shoes: -- Sneakers.

Favorite jewelry: -- My three necklaces...one gold, one metal with some neat blue stones, and one white stone with blue stones

Favorite place to hang out: -- Home or a good Barnes and Nobel

Favorite place to visit: -- Cooperstown, NY

Favorite smell: -- Em

Worst smell: -- Sulfur.

Favorite memory from childhood: -- My first home run is one of my favorites, and it's the only one that comes to mind right now.

Favorite memory to date: -- Em's 23rd birthday. I proposed to her on the beach.

Dream car: -- Wasn't this asked above?

Favorite food: -- Cheesesteaks from Philadelphia Steak & Hoagie

Favorite place to eat out: -- Philly Steak and Hoagie

Favorite lunch meat: -- Ham

Favorite soup: -- Campbell's Sirloin Burger and Vegetable

Favorite salad dressing: -- Peppercorn ranch

Favorite vegetable: -- Corn (is potato a vegetable or a starch?)

Favorite ice cream: -- Chocolate Fudge Brownie - Ben and Jerry's

Favorite gum: -- Grape Big League Chew

Favorite drink (non-alcoholic): -- Lipton Extra Sweet No Lemon Ice Tea

Favorite drink (alcoholic): -- Don't drink alcoholic

Favorite drug (for a headache, fever, etc.): -- NyQuil

Favorite drug (recreational): -- Never done any

Preferred soap: -- Whatever cleans me.

Preferred shampoo: -- Head and Shoulders

Preferred toothpaste: -- Colgate.

Preferred side of the bed: -- Whatever side Em gives me.

Sega, Sony or Nintendo?: -- This is an old survey. XBox.

Favorite game: -- Out of the Park 5/NCAA Football

Favorite song(s): -- Crash Into Me, Dave Matthews Band

Favorite band/singer(s): -- Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles

Favorite television show(s): -- Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy

Favorite comic book(s): -- The Old Batman

Favorite cartoon(s): -- Simpsons

Favorite movie(s): -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail, South Park, Field of Dreams, As Good As It Gets, About Schmidt

Actors: -- Kevin Costner in baseball movies only

Actresses: -- Don't really have one, but Demi Moore's looking really hot right now


Here's a few about every day life. --

Are you parents still together?: -- Nope, got divorced when I was 17.

Do you get along with your mom?: -- Not really...we get along, but I feel awkward with her.

Do you get along with your dad?: -- Yes, very well. Much better than when I was a kid.

Do you have any siblings?: -- A stepbrother and stepsister.

What gender and how old?: -- They're older than me...Steve Jr. and Stephanie.

Do you get along with them?: -- I don't really interact with either of them.

Who is your best friend?: -- Emmy

Favorite person to hang out with: -- Em, Tanya, and Woody

Who you cry to?: -- Em

Who you vent to?: -- Em, Woody, and Alan

What you vent most about?: -- Eh, whatever there is.

Who do you have a crush on?: -- Demi Moore. ; )

Do they know?: -- Yeah, I think she does.

Does anyone else know?: -- YES. Damn Papparazzi.

Are you in love?: -- Very much so.

With whom?: -- Em.

Are they in love with you?: -- Jeez. I'm not sure.

Do you dream?: -- Yes.

What do you want to be when you grow up?: -- An author, father, dog owner, and friend.

What do you want to do tomorrow? (No, drugs is not an acceptable answer here, folks. Sorry.): -- Take the day off from work and play basketball with Em.



And here's a few about your online life. --

Hours a week, on average, do you spend online: -- 10-15.

Favorite screen name of the past: -- UCONNROX11

Screen name you wish you had: -- There were a couple, but I don't remember them anymore.

Best friend online: -- I have a couple different groups, so I'll just combine the groups into one: Jeremy, Ken, Grover, Bort, Renner, Alex, Gunnar, Spears, Wyatt, IKE, Tim Williams, DarreL, Weims, Jarrod, Bensel, Food, LB, Tom Ford, Kenny...basically, if I talk to you a lot, I consider you a good friend (I just may not talk to you enough, or not know enough about you yet...so don't feel slighted).

Online crush (You know you have one!): -- Can't say I do.

Does the crush know?: -- I sure as hell hope not, considering *I* don't know.

Does anyone else know?: -- If they do...

Who is the most charismatic person you know online?: -- Charismatic is a bad choice of words when you're talking about dudes here. I'll change it to sense of humor and say Ken, Bort, or Renner.

Favorite thing to do online: -- Make fun of others and save the quotes to show others. And run my baseball league.

Do you use Napstersaurus Rex?: -- Who the hell thought of that nickname?

If so, what is your Napster name?: -- Is this like asking me what my porn name is? If so...Pooch Brisban.

Do you roleplay?: -- No, I don't think RPs don't have to be integral to telling a story, no matter WHAT Katie says.

If you have ever, what is your most infamous character?: -- Senor Funpants or Evil Smokey the Bear.

Are they dead?: -- I bet they wish they were.

Were they ever dead?: -- Evil Smokey was eaten in a cruel twist of irony. Twice.

If you had to take your current abilities/quirks and translate them into an existing discipline/sphere/gift what would it be?: -- It would be the American Baseball League Historical Abstract

Do you enjoy filling out surveys online?: -- I thought I did.

If not, are you just filling this out to humor me?: -- Who are you, and why would I try to make you laugh?



Let's talk about sex. -- (Baybee.)

How many partners have you had?: -- One.

How many of the same sex?: -- None.

How many of the opposite sex?: -- One.

Favorite position?: -- As I told Weims, I don't have a preference. It's who I'm with that matters.

Do you prefer your pubic hair? Au natural, neatly trimmed, or non existent?: -- I don't really care.

How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair?: -- I don't really care.

How often do you masturbate?: -- Not often. No need.

Do you like it when your partner masturbates in front of you?: -- Yes, that I do.

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?: -- I enjoy both.

Have you ever been on the giving end of anal sex?: -- Can't say I have.

The receiving end?: -- Nope.

Have you ever fisted?: -- Nope.

Been fisted?: -- No thanks.

Do you incorporate toys into your sex life?: -- No, we haven't.

If so, which ones?: -- None.

Do you have a dominant or submissive personality in the bedroom?: -- There's give and take on both sides.

If you could have sex with any famous person, past, present, future, who would it be?: -- I dunno...I'm kind of idealistic when it comes to matters of the bedroom.

And any non-famous person?: -- See above.

So you spit, swallow or snowball?: -- How does a guy answer this one?!


Have you ever --

Played strip poker and won?: -- No, but I stupidly taught an ex-gf of mine to do so, while I was dating her

Lost?: -- She did, and gave her opponent a show. I was an hour and a half away (shut up, I was 16 and didn't know any better).

Skinny dipped?: -- Nope.

Were ya caught?: -- Nope.

Naked twister?: -- What? Penis on blue?

You Don't Know Jack?: -- Yes.

You Don't Know Jack for sexual favors?: -- Nope...never thought of that.

Been arrested?: -- Yes.

How many times and for what?: -- Once, for stealing condoms and getting caught (it's a long story).

Played Truth or Dare?: -- Yeah

Played Ode to Beth?: -- Who's Beth?

Flashed someone?: -- Nope

Broken a bone?: -- Yes

Kissed someone you didn't know?: -- Yes

Had sex with someone you didn't know?: -- No

Did you at least know their name?: -- No

Been in a physical fight?: -- Yes, in sixth grade

Won?: -- It was a moral victory.

Lost?: -- It was a physical defeat (I didn't want to fight the guy, so I didn't try.)

Been out of the country?: -- I have not.

Ridden in/on a fire truck?: -- I don't really remember.

Been on a plane?: -- Yes, a few times

Had sex in a church?: -- I don't think so.

Had sex in public and noone knew?: -- Yes.

When someone knew?: -- I'm pretty sure someone did. Airplanes were flying overhead.

Cheated on a significant other?: -- No.

Swam in the ocean?: -- Yes, it was ok.

Had a nightmare that woke you up?: -- Yeah, I'm sure of that.

Woke up from a dream soaked in sweat or other bodily fluid?: -- Yes.

This survey kind of sucked, but whatever.

rennerosity: Comey, you've just opened the floodgates outta me.

detcurtsedflesrm: Would I snowball Susan back into Eron's mouth?
IllthoughtOutSN: Are you implying that you want to make out with Eron?

rennerosity: Where did my train of thought go?
IllthoughtOutSN: Renner, your train of thought was actually Thomas the Tank Engine. It got cancelled in 1995.

Senatorweims16: What's your favorite sex position?
IllthoughtOutSN: I don't have a favorite, Weims. All of them are great, because of who it's with.
detcurtsedflesrm: Aww.
Senatorweims16: Spin-off of the that question, what's your favorite sex position with Renner's mom?
IllthoughtOutSN: My favorite with Renner's mom is the donkey punch.

eraddeus: Why am I so sexy?
Senatorweims16: false

LenDykstra: I ask this question to everybody: what won't Meat Loaf do for love?
IllthoughtOutSN: He won't do a forward roll for love.

This is what I do.

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