6.30.2003
Ok, since I'm still in an unoriginal state of mind, I decided to find one of these stupid surveys and fill it out. So, here.
Name: -- John
Nickname: -- Comey
Date of Birth: -- 2/24/80
Place of residence: -- Santa Monica, California (for another month)
Hometown: -- Harrisburg, PA
Car you drive: -- 95 VW Jetta
Car you want to drive: -- I dunno...an Acura Legend sounds good
What you do for money (Preferably a legal job, ya poof!): -- Work at a university
Okay, and since I brought it up, any illegal jobs?: -- I bring over illegal immigrants and have them weed my garden (just some weeds on the sidewalk...it's funny when I videotape them doing it)
Let's be shallow for a bit, yeah? --
What do you look like?: -- 6'3", brown hair, dark brown eyes, athletic build (save for this small gut I have)
Eye color?: -- Ermm...look above.
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: -- Neither. Have 20/12 vision.
Hair color?: -- Why do you ask what I look like, then ask me this? Do you expect me to forget my hair color when describing what I look like?
Preferred shade of dye?: -- Don't use it.
Shoe size?: -- 13
Do you bite your nails?: -- Nope.
Do you paint your nails?: -- Just plaid and black. The black is really tough to do.
Describe your preference to a significant other's physical state of being: -- You're fine how you are.
Pet peeves: -- Ignorance, cutting me off while I'm talking, drivers who don't know what they're doing, people who can't write "your", "you're", "there", "they're", or "their" correctly; people who don't know what they're talking about and act like they do; condescending people; people who come over and try to take over a situation, despite the fact that you've been running the show all day; Idiots.
What you hate about others: -- Take a quick look above.
Biggest reason for talkin' shit about other people: -- When they talk shit on me and can't back it up.
The one thing you admire most in other people: -- Someone who owns up for their miscues. I try to whenever possible.
Now, let's find out what you like. --
Favorite number: -- 11
Favorite color: -- blue and red
Favorite thing to wear: -- Right now, my retro 76ers shorts.
Name brand: -- Don't really care...if it fits well, and looks good, it was meant for me.
Shoes: -- Sneakers.
Favorite jewelry: -- My three necklaces...one gold, one metal with some neat blue stones, and one white stone with blue stones
Favorite place to hang out: -- Home or a good Barnes and Nobel
Favorite place to visit: -- Cooperstown, NY
Favorite smell: -- Em
Worst smell: -- Sulfur.
Favorite memory from childhood: -- My first home run is one of my favorites, and it's the only one that comes to mind right now.
Favorite memory to date: -- Em's 23rd birthday. I proposed to her on the beach.
Dream car: -- Wasn't this asked above?
Favorite food: -- Cheesesteaks from Philadelphia Steak & Hoagie
Favorite place to eat out: -- Philly Steak and Hoagie
Favorite lunch meat: -- Ham
Favorite soup: -- Campbell's Sirloin Burger and Vegetable
Favorite salad dressing: -- Peppercorn ranch
Favorite vegetable: -- Corn (is potato a vegetable or a starch?)
Favorite ice cream: -- Chocolate Fudge Brownie - Ben and Jerry's
Favorite gum: -- Grape Big League Chew
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic): -- Lipton Extra Sweet No Lemon Ice Tea
Favorite drink (alcoholic): -- Don't drink alcoholic
Favorite drug (for a headache, fever, etc.): -- NyQuil
Favorite drug (recreational): -- Never done any
Preferred soap: -- Whatever cleans me.
Preferred shampoo: -- Head and Shoulders
Preferred toothpaste: -- Colgate.
Preferred side of the bed: -- Whatever side Em gives me.
Sega, Sony or Nintendo?: -- This is an old survey. XBox.
Favorite game: -- Out of the Park 5/NCAA Football
Favorite song(s): -- Crash Into Me, Dave Matthews Band
Favorite band/singer(s): -- Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles
Favorite television show(s): -- Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy
Favorite comic book(s): -- The Old Batman
Favorite cartoon(s): -- Simpsons
Favorite movie(s): -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail, South Park, Field of Dreams, As Good As It Gets, About Schmidt
Actors: -- Kevin Costner in baseball movies only
Actresses: -- Don't really have one, but Demi Moore's looking really hot right now
Here's a few about every day life. --
Are you parents still together?: -- Nope, got divorced when I was 17.
Do you get along with your mom?: -- Not really...we get along, but I feel awkward with her.
Do you get along with your dad?: -- Yes, very well. Much better than when I was a kid.
Do you have any siblings?: -- A stepbrother and stepsister.
What gender and how old?: -- They're older than me...Steve Jr. and Stephanie.
Do you get along with them?: -- I don't really interact with either of them.
Who is your best friend?: -- Emmy
Favorite person to hang out with: -- Em, Tanya, and Woody
Who you cry to?: -- Em
Who you vent to?: -- Em, Woody, and Alan
What you vent most about?: -- Eh, whatever there is.
Who do you have a crush on?: -- Demi Moore. ; )
Do they know?: -- Yeah, I think she does.
Does anyone else know?: -- YES. Damn Papparazzi.
Are you in love?: -- Very much so.
With whom?: -- Em.
Are they in love with you?: -- Jeez. I'm not sure.
Do you dream?: -- Yes.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: -- An author, father, dog owner, and friend.
What do you want to do tomorrow? (No, drugs is not an acceptable answer here, folks. Sorry.): -- Take the day off from work and play basketball with Em.
And here's a few about your online life. --
Hours a week, on average, do you spend online: -- 10-15.
Favorite screen name of the past: -- UCONNROX11
Screen name you wish you had: -- There were a couple, but I don't remember them anymore.
Best friend online: -- I have a couple different groups, so I'll just combine the groups into one: Jeremy, Ken, Grover, Bort, Renner, Alex, Gunnar, Spears, Wyatt, IKE, Tim Williams, DarreL, Weims, Jarrod, Bensel, Food, LB, Tom Ford, Kenny...basically, if I talk to you a lot, I consider you a good friend (I just may not talk to you enough, or not know enough about you yet...so don't feel slighted).
Online crush (You know you have one!): -- Can't say I do.
Does the crush know?: -- I sure as hell hope not, considering *I* don't know.
Does anyone else know?: -- If they do...
Who is the most charismatic person you know online?: -- Charismatic is a bad choice of words when you're talking about dudes here. I'll change it to sense of humor and say Ken, Bort, or Renner.
Favorite thing to do online: -- Make fun of others and save the quotes to show others. And run my baseball league.
Do you use Napstersaurus Rex?: -- Who the hell thought of that nickname?
If so, what is your Napster name?: -- Is this like asking me what my porn name is? If so...Pooch Brisban.
Do you roleplay?: -- No, I don't think RPs don't have to be integral to telling a story, no matter WHAT Katie says.
If you have ever, what is your most infamous character?: -- Senor Funpants or Evil Smokey the Bear.
Are they dead?: -- I bet they wish they were.
Were they ever dead?: -- Evil Smokey was eaten in a cruel twist of irony. Twice.
If you had to take your current abilities/quirks and translate them into an existing discipline/sphere/gift what would it be?: -- It would be the American Baseball League Historical Abstract
Do you enjoy filling out surveys online?: -- I thought I did.
If not, are you just filling this out to humor me?: -- Who are you, and why would I try to make you laugh?
Let's talk about sex. -- (Baybee.)
How many partners have you had?: -- One.
How many of the same sex?: -- None.
How many of the opposite sex?: -- One.
Favorite position?: -- As I told Weims, I don't have a preference. It's who I'm with that matters.
Do you prefer your pubic hair? Au natural, neatly trimmed, or non existent?: -- I don't really care.
How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair?: -- I don't really care.
How often do you masturbate?: -- Not often. No need.
Do you like it when your partner masturbates in front of you?: -- Yes, that I do.
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?: -- I enjoy both.
Have you ever been on the giving end of anal sex?: -- Can't say I have.
The receiving end?: -- Nope.
Have you ever fisted?: -- Nope.
Been fisted?: -- No thanks.
Do you incorporate toys into your sex life?: -- No, we haven't.
If so, which ones?: -- None.
Do you have a dominant or submissive personality in the bedroom?: -- There's give and take on both sides.
If you could have sex with any famous person, past, present, future, who would it be?: -- I dunno...I'm kind of idealistic when it comes to matters of the bedroom.
And any non-famous person?: -- See above.
So you spit, swallow or snowball?: -- How does a guy answer this one?!
Have you ever --
Played strip poker and won?: -- No, but I stupidly taught an ex-gf of mine to do so, while I was dating her
Lost?: -- She did, and gave her opponent a show. I was an hour and a half away (shut up, I was 16 and didn't know any better).
Skinny dipped?: -- Nope.
Were ya caught?: -- Nope.
Naked twister?: -- What? Penis on blue?
You Don't Know Jack?: -- Yes.
You Don't Know Jack for sexual favors?: -- Nope...never thought of that.
Been arrested?: -- Yes.
How many times and for what?: -- Once, for stealing condoms and getting caught (it's a long story).
Played Truth or Dare?: -- Yeah
Played Ode to Beth?: -- Who's Beth?
Flashed someone?: -- Nope
Broken a bone?: -- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't know?: -- Yes
Had sex with someone you didn't know?: -- No
Did you at least know their name?: -- No
Been in a physical fight?: -- Yes, in sixth grade
Won?: -- It was a moral victory.
Lost?: -- It was a physical defeat (I didn't want to fight the guy, so I didn't try.)
Been out of the country?: -- I have not.
Ridden in/on a fire truck?: -- I don't really remember.
Been on a plane?: -- Yes, a few times
Had sex in a church?: -- I don't think so.
Had sex in public and noone knew?: -- Yes.
When someone knew?: -- I'm pretty sure someone did. Airplanes were flying overhead.
Cheated on a significant other?: -- No.
Swam in the ocean?: -- Yes, it was ok.
Had a nightmare that woke you up?: -- Yeah, I'm sure of that.
Woke up from a dream soaked in sweat or other bodily fluid?: -- Yes.
This survey kind of sucked, but whatever.
Name: -- John
Nickname: -- Comey
Date of Birth: -- 2/24/80
Place of residence: -- Santa Monica, California (for another month)
Hometown: -- Harrisburg, PA
Car you drive: -- 95 VW Jetta
Car you want to drive: -- I dunno...an Acura Legend sounds good
What you do for money (Preferably a legal job, ya poof!): -- Work at a university
Okay, and since I brought it up, any illegal jobs?: -- I bring over illegal immigrants and have them weed my garden (just some weeds on the sidewalk...it's funny when I videotape them doing it)
Let's be shallow for a bit, yeah? --
What do you look like?: -- 6'3", brown hair, dark brown eyes, athletic build (save for this small gut I have)
Eye color?: -- Ermm...look above.
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: -- Neither. Have 20/12 vision.
Hair color?: -- Why do you ask what I look like, then ask me this? Do you expect me to forget my hair color when describing what I look like?
Preferred shade of dye?: -- Don't use it.
Shoe size?: -- 13
Do you bite your nails?: -- Nope.
Do you paint your nails?: -- Just plaid and black. The black is really tough to do.
Describe your preference to a significant other's physical state of being: -- You're fine how you are.
Pet peeves: -- Ignorance, cutting me off while I'm talking, drivers who don't know what they're doing, people who can't write "your", "you're", "there", "they're", or "their" correctly; people who don't know what they're talking about and act like they do; condescending people; people who come over and try to take over a situation, despite the fact that you've been running the show all day; Idiots.
What you hate about others: -- Take a quick look above.
Biggest reason for talkin' shit about other people: -- When they talk shit on me and can't back it up.
The one thing you admire most in other people: -- Someone who owns up for their miscues. I try to whenever possible.
Now, let's find out what you like. --
Favorite number: -- 11
Favorite color: -- blue and red
Favorite thing to wear: -- Right now, my retro 76ers shorts.
Name brand: -- Don't really care...if it fits well, and looks good, it was meant for me.
Shoes: -- Sneakers.
Favorite jewelry: -- My three necklaces...one gold, one metal with some neat blue stones, and one white stone with blue stones
Favorite place to hang out: -- Home or a good Barnes and Nobel
Favorite place to visit: -- Cooperstown, NY
Favorite smell: -- Em
Worst smell: -- Sulfur.
Favorite memory from childhood: -- My first home run is one of my favorites, and it's the only one that comes to mind right now.
Favorite memory to date: -- Em's 23rd birthday. I proposed to her on the beach.
Dream car: -- Wasn't this asked above?
Favorite food: -- Cheesesteaks from Philadelphia Steak & Hoagie
Favorite place to eat out: -- Philly Steak and Hoagie
Favorite lunch meat: -- Ham
Favorite soup: -- Campbell's Sirloin Burger and Vegetable
Favorite salad dressing: -- Peppercorn ranch
Favorite vegetable: -- Corn (is potato a vegetable or a starch?)
Favorite ice cream: -- Chocolate Fudge Brownie - Ben and Jerry's
Favorite gum: -- Grape Big League Chew
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic): -- Lipton Extra Sweet No Lemon Ice Tea
Favorite drink (alcoholic): -- Don't drink alcoholic
Favorite drug (for a headache, fever, etc.): -- NyQuil
Favorite drug (recreational): -- Never done any
Preferred soap: -- Whatever cleans me.
Preferred shampoo: -- Head and Shoulders
Preferred toothpaste: -- Colgate.
Preferred side of the bed: -- Whatever side Em gives me.
Sega, Sony or Nintendo?: -- This is an old survey. XBox.
Favorite game: -- Out of the Park 5/NCAA Football
Favorite song(s): -- Crash Into Me, Dave Matthews Band
Favorite band/singer(s): -- Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Led Zeppelin, the Beatles
Favorite television show(s): -- Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy
Favorite comic book(s): -- The Old Batman
Favorite cartoon(s): -- Simpsons
Favorite movie(s): -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail, South Park, Field of Dreams, As Good As It Gets, About Schmidt
Actors: -- Kevin Costner in baseball movies only
Actresses: -- Don't really have one, but Demi Moore's looking really hot right now
Here's a few about every day life. --
Are you parents still together?: -- Nope, got divorced when I was 17.
Do you get along with your mom?: -- Not really...we get along, but I feel awkward with her.
Do you get along with your dad?: -- Yes, very well. Much better than when I was a kid.
Do you have any siblings?: -- A stepbrother and stepsister.
What gender and how old?: -- They're older than me...Steve Jr. and Stephanie.
Do you get along with them?: -- I don't really interact with either of them.
Who is your best friend?: -- Emmy
Favorite person to hang out with: -- Em, Tanya, and Woody
Who you cry to?: -- Em
Who you vent to?: -- Em, Woody, and Alan
What you vent most about?: -- Eh, whatever there is.
Who do you have a crush on?: -- Demi Moore. ; )
Do they know?: -- Yeah, I think she does.
Does anyone else know?: -- YES. Damn Papparazzi.
Are you in love?: -- Very much so.
With whom?: -- Em.
Are they in love with you?: -- Jeez. I'm not sure.
Do you dream?: -- Yes.
What do you want to be when you grow up?: -- An author, father, dog owner, and friend.
What do you want to do tomorrow? (No, drugs is not an acceptable answer here, folks. Sorry.): -- Take the day off from work and play basketball with Em.
And here's a few about your online life. --
Hours a week, on average, do you spend online: -- 10-15.
Favorite screen name of the past: -- UCONNROX11
Screen name you wish you had: -- There were a couple, but I don't remember them anymore.
Best friend online: -- I have a couple different groups, so I'll just combine the groups into one: Jeremy, Ken, Grover, Bort, Renner, Alex, Gunnar, Spears, Wyatt, IKE, Tim Williams, DarreL, Weims, Jarrod, Bensel, Food, LB, Tom Ford, Kenny...basically, if I talk to you a lot, I consider you a good friend (I just may not talk to you enough, or not know enough about you yet...so don't feel slighted).
Online crush (You know you have one!): -- Can't say I do.
Does the crush know?: -- I sure as hell hope not, considering *I* don't know.
Does anyone else know?: -- If they do...
Who is the most charismatic person you know online?: -- Charismatic is a bad choice of words when you're talking about dudes here. I'll change it to sense of humor and say Ken, Bort, or Renner.
Favorite thing to do online: -- Make fun of others and save the quotes to show others. And run my baseball league.
Do you use Napstersaurus Rex?: -- Who the hell thought of that nickname?
If so, what is your Napster name?: -- Is this like asking me what my porn name is? If so...Pooch Brisban.
Do you roleplay?: -- No, I don't think RPs don't have to be integral to telling a story, no matter WHAT Katie says.
If you have ever, what is your most infamous character?: -- Senor Funpants or Evil Smokey the Bear.
Are they dead?: -- I bet they wish they were.
Were they ever dead?: -- Evil Smokey was eaten in a cruel twist of irony. Twice.
If you had to take your current abilities/quirks and translate them into an existing discipline/sphere/gift what would it be?: -- It would be the American Baseball League Historical Abstract
Do you enjoy filling out surveys online?: -- I thought I did.
If not, are you just filling this out to humor me?: -- Who are you, and why would I try to make you laugh?
Let's talk about sex. -- (Baybee.)
How many partners have you had?: -- One.
How many of the same sex?: -- None.
How many of the opposite sex?: -- One.
Favorite position?: -- As I told Weims, I don't have a preference. It's who I'm with that matters.
Do you prefer your pubic hair? Au natural, neatly trimmed, or non existent?: -- I don't really care.
How do you prefer your partner's pubic hair?: -- I don't really care.
How often do you masturbate?: -- Not often. No need.
Do you like it when your partner masturbates in front of you?: -- Yes, that I do.
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?: -- I enjoy both.
Have you ever been on the giving end of anal sex?: -- Can't say I have.
The receiving end?: -- Nope.
Have you ever fisted?: -- Nope.
Been fisted?: -- No thanks.
Do you incorporate toys into your sex life?: -- No, we haven't.
If so, which ones?: -- None.
Do you have a dominant or submissive personality in the bedroom?: -- There's give and take on both sides.
If you could have sex with any famous person, past, present, future, who would it be?: -- I dunno...I'm kind of idealistic when it comes to matters of the bedroom.
And any non-famous person?: -- See above.
So you spit, swallow or snowball?: -- How does a guy answer this one?!
Have you ever --
Played strip poker and won?: -- No, but I stupidly taught an ex-gf of mine to do so, while I was dating her
Lost?: -- She did, and gave her opponent a show. I was an hour and a half away (shut up, I was 16 and didn't know any better).
Skinny dipped?: -- Nope.
Were ya caught?: -- Nope.
Naked twister?: -- What? Penis on blue?
You Don't Know Jack?: -- Yes.
You Don't Know Jack for sexual favors?: -- Nope...never thought of that.
Been arrested?: -- Yes.
How many times and for what?: -- Once, for stealing condoms and getting caught (it's a long story).
Played Truth or Dare?: -- Yeah
Played Ode to Beth?: -- Who's Beth?
Flashed someone?: -- Nope
Broken a bone?: -- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't know?: -- Yes
Had sex with someone you didn't know?: -- No
Did you at least know their name?: -- No
Been in a physical fight?: -- Yes, in sixth grade
Won?: -- It was a moral victory.
Lost?: -- It was a physical defeat (I didn't want to fight the guy, so I didn't try.)
Been out of the country?: -- I have not.
Ridden in/on a fire truck?: -- I don't really remember.
Been on a plane?: -- Yes, a few times
Had sex in a church?: -- I don't think so.
Had sex in public and noone knew?: -- Yes.
When someone knew?: -- I'm pretty sure someone did. Airplanes were flying overhead.
Cheated on a significant other?: -- No.
Swam in the ocean?: -- Yes, it was ok.
Had a nightmare that woke you up?: -- Yeah, I'm sure of that.
Woke up from a dream soaked in sweat or other bodily fluid?: -- Yes.
This survey kind of sucked, but whatever.
