10.03.2003
It turns out that the mayor of New York, Michael Blomberg, got turned down for a Sears card. He has an estimated value of $5 billion. And he got turned down. Thank God I hate tools and third-rate tennis shoes, or I'd be screwed.
I also found this:
::In July, retired developer Bill Martin, 65, announced that he has agreed to buy a dilapidated park near Hudson, Fla., and convert it from its former use as a racially segregated nudist camp into a nonsegregated, Christian-themed nudist resort. Said Martin, "Body shame is an indicator of our alienation from God, self and others. It is a bondage from hell and, according to the Bible, a direct result of Satan's deception." [St. Petersburg Times, 8-1-03] ::
This confirms my theory that GAP is just the minions of Satan. I wonder...what would happen if a hot chick showed up? Any married man that brings his wife to this place, and sees a hot chick...well, he's going to hell. He can't hide it in his pants, can he? And I'm sure the wife would know that it's not about her, unless she were ultra-hot.
Yeah, this place should be a reality show on CWTN, after that nun speaks. It could rival Joe Millionaire 2, that's for sure.
More coming later...
I also found this:
::In July, retired developer Bill Martin, 65, announced that he has agreed to buy a dilapidated park near Hudson, Fla., and convert it from its former use as a racially segregated nudist camp into a nonsegregated, Christian-themed nudist resort. Said Martin, "Body shame is an indicator of our alienation from God, self and others. It is a bondage from hell and, according to the Bible, a direct result of Satan's deception." [St. Petersburg Times, 8-1-03] ::
This confirms my theory that GAP is just the minions of Satan. I wonder...what would happen if a hot chick showed up? Any married man that brings his wife to this place, and sees a hot chick...well, he's going to hell. He can't hide it in his pants, can he? And I'm sure the wife would know that it's not about her, unless she were ultra-hot.
Yeah, this place should be a reality show on CWTN, after that nun speaks. It could rival Joe Millionaire 2, that's for sure.
More coming later...
