10.03.2003
Ok, read this news piece from Lords of Pain:
::"Macho Man" Randy Savage continues the promotion of his new rap album with a piece in Rolling Stones magazine this month. Here is what is written in the article:
"The only person I'm calling out is Hulk Hogan," says "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who snaps into "Hollywood" Hulk like a Slim Jim on his new hip-hop CD, Be A Man. "We're the Ja Rule and 50 Cent of wrestling. And I'm 50."::
What's worse:
A) that Macho Man is doing a rap album (something Scott Keith said he'd have to be *really* drunk to review, because just regular drunkeness doesn't do it justice)
B) that Macho Man knows who's who in the rap business
C) that he makes fun of Ja Rule
If you said C, you're right. When you're a rap star, like this guy:
and you're getting ripped by a guy who peddled Slim Jims and in his prime looked like this:
Well...you should just call it a career now. Maybe go into being a rap battle analyst on ESPN2 or VH1 or something...but man, when you get made fun of by the one guy who has no business making fun of you...you're done.
On the same token, if Savage likens Hogan to Ja Rule, then we have the following:
Jennifer Lopez:
Ashanti, shown here with "Ja Rule", showing everyone what REALLY goes on at Murder Inc:
And who can forget Irv Gotti:
Oh, and if Lopez is above, let's hit up her boyfriend, Ben Affleck, who is again with Ja Rule (the slut):
And, who can forget his buddy, Matt Damon (with unidentified man)?
Oh, and by the way...these two pictures are just too funny:
::"Macho Man" Randy Savage continues the promotion of his new rap album with a piece in Rolling Stones magazine this month. Here is what is written in the article:
"The only person I'm calling out is Hulk Hogan," says "Macho Man" Randy Savage, who snaps into "Hollywood" Hulk like a Slim Jim on his new hip-hop CD, Be A Man. "We're the Ja Rule and 50 Cent of wrestling. And I'm 50."::
What's worse:
A) that Macho Man is doing a rap album (something Scott Keith said he'd have to be *really* drunk to review, because just regular drunkeness doesn't do it justice)
B) that Macho Man knows who's who in the rap business
C) that he makes fun of Ja Rule
If you said C, you're right. When you're a rap star, like this guy:
and you're getting ripped by a guy who peddled Slim Jims and in his prime looked like this:
Well...you should just call it a career now. Maybe go into being a rap battle analyst on ESPN2 or VH1 or something...but man, when you get made fun of by the one guy who has no business making fun of you...you're done.
On the same token, if Savage likens Hogan to Ja Rule, then we have the following:
Jennifer Lopez:
Ashanti, shown here with "Ja Rule", showing everyone what REALLY goes on at Murder Inc:
And who can forget Irv Gotti:
Oh, and if Lopez is above, let's hit up her boyfriend, Ben Affleck, who is again with Ja Rule (the slut):
And, who can forget his buddy, Matt Damon (with unidentified man)?
Oh, and by the way...these two pictures are just too funny:
